Where's the Toilet Paper

I'm not sure I'm ready for this. In Japan, they have developed a toilet that needs no toilet paper. How then does it work when you have to...you know what? This toilet cleans your bottom with a retractable, self-cleaning wand that shoots a jet of warm water. You control the temperture, pressure, and direction of that water with a keypad. After that, you press another button and a warm blast of air dries your fanny. The toilets even come with preprogrammed sounds to mask any noise you don't want anyone else to hear. I like that idea! But no toilet paper? What would I do without my Charmin? These are the days my friend.
Jim "Train"