Take This Job and Shove It!
Popular Science has issued what it thinks is the worst science related jobs. Here's the ones that caught my eye...
*Whale feces researcher. They say this poop really smells bad.
*Forensic entomologist. It's all about studying bugs found on human corpses.
*Olympic drug tester. You watch athletes urinate into cups then test for drugs.
*Preserved animal preparer. Dissect an animal in biology class? Somebody had to prepare those critters for you to cut into.
*Garbologist. Sift through garbage.
*Elephant vasectomist. Elephants are big and so are their testicles.
*Hazardous materials diver. Swimming in sewage can't be fun.
I think I'll stay with Campus Life! No bugs, poop, or dead animals for me!
These are the days my friend.
Jim "Train"
*Whale feces researcher. They say this poop really smells bad.
*Forensic entomologist. It's all about studying bugs found on human corpses.
*Olympic drug tester. You watch athletes urinate into cups then test for drugs.
*Preserved animal preparer. Dissect an animal in biology class? Somebody had to prepare those critters for you to cut into.
*Garbologist. Sift through garbage.
*Elephant vasectomist. Elephants are big and so are their testicles.
*Hazardous materials diver. Swimming in sewage can't be fun.
I think I'll stay with Campus Life! No bugs, poop, or dead animals for me!
These are the days my friend.
Jim "Train"

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